amemait:

the-official-hate-of-pants:

kingcartman:

the-kenneth-mccormick:

kingcartman:

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

Damn

FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS

Thank you this has bothered me.

affectionsuggestions:

you don’t deserve to be half loved.

urbancatfitters:

where did lorde go. what did taylor swift do to her

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

kushandwizdom:

angrymuslimah:

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome

The most important jobs are always overlooked. If the people who do these jobs stop for just one week, they would bring the entire world to their knees. You guys are awesome and deserve much more praise and recognition ✊🏾

just-shower-thoughts:

When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom.

vicesandviagra:

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SHOW IT TO PEOPLE THEY THINK IM BRAGGING